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Sunday, June 14, 2009, 11:45 PM

dear sir alex,

my name is sahfihi and i'm a man utd fan. i've read from various sources that ronaldo
is leaving man utd (good riddance) and even before the deal is finalised,
he's already celebrating it by boning bimbotic paris hilton (of all people).

why you let him go, i don't know. all i can say is, wise choice old man.
his body language towards the end of the season pointed towards the exit of the theatre of dreams and it was as clear as the skies of singapore.

thank you for sparing us months of transfer saga and guess what? you'll receive a cool 80 million pounds for your trouble.
add that to the 20 million transfer kitty you'll receive from the glazers.
which brings me to the main reason why i'm stupidly typing this up - how to spend it.

i know you'll probably laugh if, by any astronomical chance, you read this.
but hey, everyone's got an opinion no matter how ridiculous they may be right?
so here's mine - don't spend.

instead, invest in the youth system and scouting network.
here's why.

1. foster's already an england international.
2. ronaldo the ungrateful biatch, may be gone but rooney's still in carrington working his ass off for the team.
3. the rio-vida combo is the the best in the world and evans is a more-than-able apprentice
4. fabio and rafael could be flying down the wings in the future not only for man utd, but also for the selecáo.
5. anderson and nani have showed glimpses of their talents so far and they are nowhere near their prime, that's the scary part.
6. welbeck and macheda? two words - immense potential.
7. there's also the unknown quality of the reserves, where corry evans (brother of jonny evans) plies his trade. and if i'm not wrong, he's already playing for his country at senior level.
8. same goes for the serbian duo, tosic and ljajic.
9. not forgetting the likes of gibson and possebon where they've made several starts for the team, and duly impressed.

with experienced heads like giggs, scholes and gary neville guiding them along, this crop of players has what it takes to dominate.
i say harness this group of fine individuals instead of splurging on some supposed big names, while continuing the search for the next big thing (you can start by checking out the sons of fandi ahmad).

for sure, 2 or 3 barren years may follow but what's a couple of years compared to a decade or an era of total dominance?

sir alex, if you can polish a raw diamond like ronaldo (who's very difficult at times), i'm pretty sure you'll rub your hands with glee with eyes wide open, if you can see the (less difficult) raw diamonds willing to die for that spot in your first 11.

sometimes, they say, the best solution is right in front of you.
your pick.

yours sincerely,
sahfihi.